TYY'S BIRTHDAY WISH LIST.
better send him something man. or he's gonna make ur underwear DISAPPEAR!!


Location: Marketplace filled with people wearing colorful and bright tur-burns (how do u actually spell that? =/ )

Music: Some weird-ass music that goes NAH NAH NAH NAHH NAHHHHH~
Date: 11 August 2006

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Very hopeful bangalah: MY FRIEND IS GOING TO HAVE HIS BIRTHDAY TONIGHT, I WISH TO BRING HIM GOOD LUCK.Birdie

Uncle: BUT THERES ONLY ENOUGH FOR ONE BIRD~!!!! WHHHY!??AHHHHHHHHH! *bangalah shrieks in terror.


My wisssshh lissssssst:

1) WORLD PISS! WORLD PISS! PISS FOR THE WORLD! Erm i mean WORLD PEACE! sorry. =/

2) Hugs and kisses and cuddles and lovebites from that cutest, sweetest girl in the world. =P (U know who u are. *winks)

4) Boxes of STOLICHNAYA Russian Vodka Chocolates. HMMM. HEAVENLY.

5) A plate of Stingray from CHAN's BBQ at Bedok Market 85. BEST STINGRAY EVER. KICKS OTHER STINGRAY'S ASSES. OTHER STINGRAYS PLEASE GO MEOW ONE CORNER, ERM I MEAN, SWIM ONE CORNER.

6) A bowl of Bedok Market 85's Bah Chor Mee. BAH CHOR MEEEEE! Enough said. =)

7) Brownies' Special from Ben& Jerry's @ The Cathay. WARM WARM SEXY BROWNIES. EVERY BITE IS LIKE AN ORGASM DOWN UR MOUTH. MMM HMMM. LOL.

8) Magic: Electric Touch by Yigal Mesika. *ZAP ZAP! I add this to the list just for fun, dont think anybody can afford this. HAHA.

9) A blazer. I want a cool, trendy, fashionable and FEXY blazer! (P.S: FEXY = Fucking Sexy.)

10) David Copperfield ILLUSION DVD. Wanted to get this long ago but always forget about it. One of my favourite illusions is seeing Copperfield fly. Totally awesome. Get this for me i will marry u. =D

11) Anything AI OTSUKA. Why? Because she is KAAWWAAIIII NEHHHH~. LOL.HAPPY DAYS! HAPPY DAYS! *tyy starts singing her songs..

12) Cyril Takayama's CYRIL MAGAZINE SEASON I and II DVDs. Cyril is by far the most creative and innovative magician i ever seen. He makes crocodiles jump out from Lacoste shirts, Hamburgers popping out from menu boards, and makes me pee in my pants. LOL. He is really good in his art, so these DVDs will keep me happy for, at least a year. Till my next birthday... =P Check him out at http://www.cyrilmagic.com/. Hey, wipe ur drool away.

13) SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS BOXERS. I think its super cool to have them spongebob on my underwear instead of somebody else's name. You got a problem with that? o.OWHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?!?!SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!LOL.

14) Criss Angel's MINDFREAK: A&E SEASON ONE DVD BOX SET. He is like the ANG MOH version of Cyril and is as revolutionary as Cyril in the world of magic. But of course Cyril is better, cause i support Asians and i am a freaking racist. =P

15) A magician's top hat. If u wanna put rabbits in it thats fine with me too. Just make sure it doesnt shit in it. =P

16) A pair of real solid, steel handcuffs. Dont ask me what i want if for. I just like the idea of owning a pair of them. Its my fetish. Come on, everybody have fetishes, dont they? o.O
17) Bicycle Decks. Cos they are so smooooooth and nice to molest. lol. RED Bicycle Decks. I hate blue decks. =)

18) Hershey's kisses, If u are a guy and u can substitute real kisses with them. For ladies, real kisses please. =P

19) A slingbag. I'm getting really pathetic carrying just a plastic folder to school. TYY cannot afford a bag, help him will u? whens the last time u helped someone? LOL. =P

20) Anything related to magic. Any magic prop or cards and u will make me a happy man, really. Magic is my passion. =)


THE END.



So thats all i want for my 18th birthday. Its just 20 things what, not a lot right? I'm not a greedy guy. =PHAHA, but for those who cant afford to get my any of the above ( i understand if u are dead broke, cos i have some friends who beg,), just come give me a high-five or a hug or something laa. Appreciated. Its the thought that counts what. Oi, No dirty thoughts tho okay. Hands off my crotch area. =) THANK YOU IN ADVANCE! =D